I don't want to take up anymore time, so here are my thoughts and predictions from start to finish...
[Jon Stewart comes out to the top of the stage, to open the show. I have admittedly never watched The Daily Show, so I unfortunately cannot write for him. However, the guy has hosted The Oscars, and he's a fan of wrestling, so I'm sure he'll be fine]
[The opening video for SummerSlam airs next]
Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro
These two guys are indie to the bone, and I'm sure they'll have a fantastic opening match. My only concern is that with 10 matches on the card, I don't think they'll be given too much time here. I see this being a very competitive match though, with several near falls, just to get the crowd into it, if they're not already. The finish comes when Cesaro attempts his springboard European uppercut, but Owens catches him with a powerbomb in midair, and then doesn't waste one motion, as he immediately picks Cesaro up and whips him to the ropes for his third delivery of the pop-up powerbomb in the match, to finally pick up the clean win.
[A video airs, showing all the highlights of SummerSlam week]
The Prime Time Players vs. The New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores in a fatal four-way match for the Tag Team Championships
Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper
[After the match, Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds to Reigns on the chair, and then sits on the chair, as he looks down at a helpless Reigns]
[The New Day are shown backstage with Jojo, drinking milk out of champagne glasses]
Jojo: Gentlemen, congratulations on a big win!
Big E.: Oh, you're right it was a big win!
Kofi: The biggest!
Big E.: It truly is a new day for us all
Xavier: I have been saying for the longest time that we are the best tag team in the history of this business. And guys, you know what's even bigger?
Big E.: Tell us, brother
Xavier: It seems like everybody's issuing open challenges lately, so we got one of our own. Now turn the excitement meter down a notch, Jojo, because it's not gonna happen tonight. But tomorrow night on Raw, we're issuing an open challenge to any team around the world that thinks they have what it takes to take these belts from us.
Big E.: Oh it's a new dawn...
Xavier: It's a New Day!
Kofi: And we're feeling good!
Xavier: Come on, let's go celebrate our victory, boys
(Someone on one of the Facebook groups I belong to made a suggestion that they should debut Enzo Amore and Big Cass this way. I'm sorry that the guy's name escapes me at the moment, but I thought it was a great idea. My only suggestion was to save it for Raw the next night, where more eyes are watching, as I believe they're still in the New York area)
Randy Orton vs. Sheamus
[Dolph Ziggler and Lana are backstage with Jojo]
Jojo: Dolph, welcome back! What a return it was
Ziggler: You're damn right it was a big return, Jojo. But I promise you that Rusev hasn't seen nothing yet. When I laid that superkick into the side of his face, that was just a glimpse of what he can expect tonight. After everything that he's put Lana through in my absence, I assure you, he's got some serious hell to pay. And like I've said before, and will keep saying 'til the day I die, it's just too damn bad that I'm too damn good!
Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler
[Ziggler and Lana celebrate afterwards, but Rusev attacks Ziggler from behind and applies the Accolade, using the Bulgarian flag to choke Ziggler out, while in the move. Rusev then grabs Lana and walks out with her, basically kidnapping her. Ziggler eventually comes to and races to the back, trying to find them]
[A video airs next, showing highlights of the Divas revolution that has been going on for the last month on Raw and Smackdown]
Team PCB vs. Team BAD vs. Team Bella in a three team battle royal
[Jojo is set to interview Neville and Stephen Amell]
Jojo: Coming up next is a match that the wrestling world has been buzzing about for weeks. Guys, the issue between yourselves and The Cosmic Kings has really gotten personal, lately.
Neville: What a night it's been so far. We go straight from the killer queens to the cosmic kings. It must be SummerSlam! And seeing as how this is my first SummerSlam, I've got something in store for the so-called Cosmic Kings that they've never seen before, and I don't plan on introducing myself to gravity anytime soon. And on a night like this, I don't think I could have asked for a better tag team partner.
Amell: Stardust...King Barrett...you have failed this city!
Neville and Stephen Amell vs. King Barrett and Stardust
[During the post-match celebration by Neville and Amell, Barrett attacks Neville from behind and knocks him out with the bull hammer. Barrett then sets his sights on Amell, and traps him in the corner, only for Stardust to have a sudden change of heart and toss Barrett out of the ring, before burying the hatchet with Amell with a handshake]
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins vs. U.S. Champion John Cena in a title for title match
[Rollins starts gloating after the match, but Cena just beats the hell out of him and AA's him through the announce table]
[More Jon Stewart here, who throws to the pay per view panel, who each give their thoughts on the show thus far, as well as predictions for the main event]
Ryback vs. The Big Show vs. The Miz in a triple threat match for the Intercontinental Championship
Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker
[After Taker leaves, Heyman gets in the ring and starts yelling at Lesnar, getting right in his face. Heyman then makes the mistake of slapping Lesnar in the face, causing Lesnar to grab a terrified Heyman by the collar and nail him with an F-5, so basically Lesnar turns face to close the show. This will eventually lead to Heyman grabbing another Heyman guy to take out Lesnar, which I think would be a perfect time to debut Samoa Joe]
So there you have it.
Here are my match predictions for Night of Champions:
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena vs. Kane in a triple threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro in 2/3 falls for the U.S. Championship - Cena drops the title to Owens on Raw, after interference by Rollins.
Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns
Randy Orton vs. Sheamus for the Money in the Bank briefcase
Ryback vs. The Big Show for the Intercontinental Championship with The Miz as the special guest referee
The New Day vs. Enzo Amore and Big Cass for the Tag Team Championships
Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte in a divas lumberjack match for the Divas Championship
Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev in a flag match - If Ziggler wins, he gets Lana back, but if Rusev wins, Lana gets deported back to Russia.